Now really, pipe smokers relaxed and reliable? I have had one time that someone picked on me for my pipe smoking, a young punk with a paint ball gun, by a local fishing sand pit. He first mocked me and then in jest shot at me with his paint ball gun and hit a five year old boy that was fishing with his dad. He did not see my sling shot, but his declaration of being a minor was of no use to him. I proved to him three times that I did not care how old he was. Paint ball hits are painful,especially to a little boy, but sling shot hits puts a mouthy punk on the ground, funny thing was he had three buddies that knew better than to help him, even after I stomped his paint ball gun to pieces.
I have a number of expensive pipes, I smoke high grade very good pipe tobacco, I do not inhale and I am thoughtful, relaxed and reliable (with a sling shot).