No Mudd, I'm not trying to rope anybody in with this one. It's the honest truth.
Let me start by saying that "Weird and Strange" things have happened to me off and on my whole life. At times it seemed like I was a magnet for it? My older brother has had some experiences, but nothing like I have, but at least he doesn't laugh at me when I tell him something that other people would laugh at.
Sometimes just simple things like when I lived alone and nobody was ever inside my house but me, the remote to the TV or VCR would come up missing and be gone for maybe a week or more. Then about the time I would just consider it gone, it would just show up on the arm of the couch or the kitchen table in plain sight like it had been there all along.
Keys were a constant battle to keep track of, as well as scissors and cell phones.
Simple small things that just made me scratch my head, but yet too obvious to just pass it off as coincidence.
With that piece of info....here's my story.
This particular piece of property is pretty isolated from anything. It's at least a mile off the nearest paved road and the only way in or out is through an easement road that's always muddy with big pot holes and ruts. It only gets traveled by people who hunt back there. There is one other farm behind ours and those guys come in and out during hunting season, and maybe an occasional guest that drives back to their place and that's it except for us.
I don't know much history on the property except that there was an old colored man that live there some years ago and everybody who ever knew him just called him Willy. There was a house there that I suppose old Willy lived in, but it must have burned down because all there was left was part of an old foundation.
I bought an old camper for $200 bucks that I hauled to this property so I would have someplace to sleep when I would go there to hunt. I stayed in it almost every weekend, sometimes for 3 days if I could get off work, and it was like my own little paradise at the property. Peace, solitude, and most of all quiet and no people around to interrupt any of the above.
I noticed almost immediately that there was something a little off or just different about this place. It almost seemed like when I was there alone, no one around but me and nature.....I never quite felt alone? Not really like I was being watched, but like there was a presence there that was constantly around me? It's hard to explain because it's more of a feeling than anything else.
Remember when I said that I had a hard time keeping track of things, when I knew exactly where they "Should Be" but they weren't??
Well, that behavior started up almost immediately with me staying down there by myself. There was something there with me, and it was mischievous. Not only did things constantly keep disappearing like my hatchet that I used to split kindling, my camo jacket that was on the bed in the camper that ended up underneath my truck, and the keys the outhouse door which always hung on a hook inside the camper door.
But also whatever this was liked to play tricks on me.
I awoke one night from a sound sleep to something very loud. I don't know what the sound was because I was sleeping so soundly, but it was so loud that is certainly had to be inside the camper with me! I didn't have electricity so I grabbed my flashlight and looked all around, but didn't see anything at all in there with me. I finally just convinced myself that it was just a raccoon or something that must have jumped off of a tree limb and landed on top of the camper.
Since I was already awake, I figured I might as well heed the call of nature before crawling back into bed, so I slipped on my boots and headed for the door. I grabbed the handle of the door, turned it, and to my astonishment the door wouldn't open? I thought.....that's strange. It only locks from the inside and not the outside unless you use a key, which I haven't had since I bought the camper. So I tried the door again, this time putting my shoulder into it and I couldn't budge the door! It felt as if something had barred the door from the outside?
I started to panic a little bit and yelled as loud as I could for whatever had locked me in my camper had better let me out!!
Then I tried the door again....still would not budge. I even tried putting my hands on the counter top and jumping into the air while supporting my body on the counter and mule kicking the door with both feet....nothing!
That door wouldn't even creak, groan, rattle, or crack.....it was as if it were made of solid steel welded at the seams??
Now I'm really freaking out, I realized that I'm stuck inside the camper, I have to pee, and I'm pissed because I have no idea how I'm going to get out of here. The windows are tiny and I'm big, there's no way I can fit through one of those. So it's either get that door open or claw my way through the ceiling?
I lit my lantern so I would have some light to work by and started digging for any tools that I could find. I finally came up with an old roofing hammer....the kind with the little hatchet head on one side and a flat face hammer on the other, and a screwdriver.
I managed to take the door knob off and went to prying at the plunger, but still couldn't get this damn door to budge!
By now I'm sweating, I'm tired, and I'm mad. I've tried my best to be sensible about this, now it's time to end it. Luckily I always kept a loaded shotgun on the spare bed inside my camper and I have some 12ga. slugs in one of the drawers, so I loaded up 3 rounds of slugs.
I put in a pair of earplugs that I also kept in one of the drawers for when we target practice there from time to time, and proceeded to shoot the hinges off the camper door.
It took 6 shots from point blank range to blow enough holes around those hinges so I could finally kick the entire door off the frame!
Now that I'm out of my prison cell, I look all around outside the camper, around the area with my flashlight and there is nothing out there, but the crickets chirping! Needless to say I didn't get anymore sleep that night!
I stayed up sitting by the campfire watching it burn until it got daylight enough that I could look around my camper real good for any signs of mischief. I couldn't find one single track, nothing to block the door with, not even a blade of grass out of place except for the ditches in the dirt that my 1oz. slugs carved into the ground as they exited the camper door.
True Story.....all of it.
This has gotten so long that I will post my picture in another reply.