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Offline joe skipp

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How NOT to explain.....
« on: October 14, 2012, 08:19:00 PM »
....Deer management to the wife. Just before an evening hunt, Patty asks:

"Your not going to kill any of those does are you?"
"Why?"..was my reply.
"I like seeing them and the young ones..."

So...I couldn't resist...
"Listen, the ones to take...uh...are like you. Old...past their prime and don't bre.."    :eek:

WOW...I learned I can still duck a flying remote and fly down to the shop in less than 3 seconds!
   :scared:    :saywhat:

As I walked across the yard I heard knocking on the big window...there she was practicing her sign language on me....and there wasn't any doubt in my  mind what those hand signals meant.    :thumbsup:
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Offline Cyclic-Rivers

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2012, 08:22:00 PM »
Joe, we talked a lot about you this weekend.

Good luck in the field and in the Dog house!
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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2012, 08:22:00 PM »
Go Git'em Skipper!!!!!  :bigsmyl:
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Offline Scott Beitzel

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2012, 08:22:00 PM »
oh not good i just read that to the wife and she asked if you had a death wish . and then something about my cloths being out in the yard loosly scattered lol.

Scott
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Offline Rob W.

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2012, 08:23:00 PM »
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :laughing:
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Offline owlbait

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2012, 08:26:00 PM »
One of the best "Advice" columns i've read!  :D
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Offline 30coupe

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2012, 08:33:00 PM »
Oddly enough, my wife didn't find that nearly as funny as I did.    :(
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Offline JoeM

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2012, 08:36:00 PM »
:scared:     :scared:    :scared:    :scared:
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Offline GRINCH

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2012, 08:36:00 PM »
You don't plan on sleeping in the house.  :laughing:
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Offline Hawkeye

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2012, 08:38:00 PM »
I am guessing the "don't bre.." part will apply to YOU tonight , too, Joe!!!  :saywhat:
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Offline buckeye_hunter

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2012, 08:41:00 PM »
I won't read that to my wife then....
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Offline adkmountainken

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2012, 08:44:00 PM »
going to be a long COLD winter bro....
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Offline pauljr

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2012, 08:45:00 PM »
LOL, I think I will keep that to myself Joe
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Offline ron w

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2012, 08:47:00 PM »
:biglaugh:
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Offline Doc Nock

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2012, 08:55:00 PM »
OMG...that is hilarious...stupid to a point, but hilarious!

I thought a seasoned veteran like you would know better...

LOL... why do I feel like someone is tuggin on my left leg, eh???!
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Offline limbolt

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2012, 09:00:00 PM »
Just as well go huntin Joe,its not gonna be nice around the house for a while..LOL.  :bigsmyl:
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Offline RC

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2012, 09:09:00 PM »
My wife has a gun....RC
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Offline Austin

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2012, 09:46:00 PM »
Rofl, almost died reading that!
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Offline Hill Hunter

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2012, 10:14:00 PM »
point the sharp end at the deer   :p  
it seems you may need some advise on the basics.
probably to little to late though.
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Offline far rider

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Re: How NOT to explain.....
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2012, 10:18:00 PM »
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:    :deadhorse:
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