Charlie, you are going to recognize the handle!
Saturday afternoon I was sitting in a ladder stand overlooking a feeder in the mature southern swamps of the south. Huge cypress, red oaks and chestnut oaks so big that it would take 3 people to reach around them. There were at least 10 different gray squirrels practicing there "sound like a hog" walk through all the leaves. They kept me on my toes the whole time!
Finally, I here the rustling and shuffling of the leaves as if something is rooting and searching for food. I get stood up and after about 15 minutes it still has not shown itself. Then I here the soft yelps of some turkeys, I hate to say it but what a let down! I set back down and yep, I'm sure I had a frown on my face! It was cool to here them cackle when they flew up to roost for the night.
About dark thirty I here the squeals coming through the woods, in 5 minutes I have hogs all over me! I don't know how many it really was but sounded like a whole school bus of kids just let out in my little neck of the woods!
Another tease!