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Author Topic: Silver wings upon his chest...  (Read 705 times)

Offline GingivitisKahn

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Silver wings upon his chest...
« on: September 05, 2007, 08:04:00 PM »
Anyone else ever feel like Bill Murray from Caddyshack?

My neighbor has a groundhog eating his garden and undermining his shed.  Of course he knows my son and  I bowhunt and he wants me to sort it out.  I'm happy to help but so far Mr. Groundhog hasn't been.

I've had two shots at him and so far the score is groundhog 2 (one broken arrow and one broken broadhead), hunter 0.  My first missed shot I blame on excessive yard junk - I was able to thread my arrow through the first wheel barrow but apparently not the second.  The second shot was much better, but he dove for his hole a fraction of a second before I dropped the string.

Oh well - it's kind of nice sitting out there with a lawn chair and a book waiting for him.
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Offline Killdeer

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 08:44:00 PM »
These are men, America's best!

Killdeer  :biglaugh:
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Offline Huntrdfk

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 08:47:00 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Killdeer:
These are men, America's best!

Killdeer   :biglaugh:  
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...


David
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Offline JEFF B

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 08:50:00 PM »
oh thats way to funny  :biglaugh:
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Offline Outwest

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2007, 09:03:00 PM »
Might want to try the old dynamite tied to the arrow trick!!!

John
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Offline brmize

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 09:03:00 PM »
ONE HUNDRED MEN! WE'LL TEST TODAY! BUT ONLY THREE WIN THE GREEN BERET!!

My Wife's Dad was a Green Beret. Two tours in Vietnam, 1969 & 1970  and Lord knows where else in the early 80's. His stories are insane. Like playing hot potato with a live rattlesnake in the NCO club at Ft. Bragg. They were real "cowboys" back then. He was busted in rank three times for stupid "antics" and still retired E-7.

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 09:06:00 PM »
Lordy Killie you crack me up! Jim you should get this all on film. a sequel to Caddyshack is in the makings.
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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 09:09:00 PM »
FREEZE GOPHER!!!!!!!!!!   :help:
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Offline Dingus

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2007, 09:31:00 PM »
Get on the roof!!

You know... death from above!

HOOHA!!
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Offline oddan

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2007, 10:19:00 PM »
Soak some corn and beans in Jack Daniels overnight,,make a bait pile and even the odds. LOL
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Offline Jeremy

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2007, 07:07:00 AM »
I always thought it best to aim for the hole.  No matter where the critter is at the time you loose the string, he'll be at his hole by the time the arrow gets to where he was!
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Offline Tom Leemans

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2007, 08:10:00 AM »
Freeze Gopher!!!!!
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Offline JC

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2007, 09:02:00 AM »
Groundhog is fine eating if prepped and cooked right...
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Offline dan ferguson

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 09:47:00 AM »
Youv,e got to hunt him like a polar bear, get some libby peas, sprinkle them around the hole and when he comes up to take a pea you shoot him in the icehole. good huntin FERGI
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Offline MI_Bowhunter

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2007, 09:52:00 AM »
If you find yourself starting to make little explosive animals..... just step away     :biglaugh:    :biglaugh:
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Offline GingivitisKahn

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2007, 08:27:00 PM »
Lol - that's doctor's orders and so forth.
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Offline brmize

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2007, 08:34:00 PM »
You want me to kill the golfers?
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Offline bmfer

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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2007, 10:15:00 PM »
I missed my neighbor's groundhog 5 times, after that he got pretty slick. Since then I started multi-tasking. The next time I saw him, I was ready. While I drew and aimed, I was also alerting him to my presence. The spot I was aiming at was 6 or 7 feet in front of where I was shooting. As soon as I finished scaring him, I drop the string, and he starts running straight away for his hole. He runs from the spot I was aiming at, directly into the spot I was shooting at.... dead whistle pig.
I meant to do that....
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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2007, 10:32:00 PM »
Oddan, does it have to be Jack Daniels?  Won't some cheap vodka do?  I'd rather lose my garden than waste any Jack Daniels I might have around!

Dave in Ft. Collins, CO
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Re: Silver wings upon his chest...
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2007, 10:43:00 PM »
You may want to back off if in your dreams you start hearing....

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.......
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