Longbow vs Compound

[Pine]

This older man with a longbow walks up to the state champion unlimited freestyle bow hunter on a 3D course and says " I will bet you $1000.00 that I can beat you on this 3D course shooting 60 arrows if you will give me two I gotchas . " Well the compound shooter thought what easy money this will be and said " Your on . "

The first target the old man shot first , was a 25yd. shot , he hit about 2" out of the bull but was still in the kill zone . The compound man just laughed , knocked an arrow , hooked his release , drew back , took a deep breath and just as his finger started to squeeze the trigger the old man goosed him and yelled " I GOTCHA ! "

Well after the contest the compound man was shaking and sweatting so nervously he could hardly talk . His fans were wondering what was wrong with him and one asked " Why are you so shook up ? The compound man answered " Have you ever tried to shoot a 3D course with a guy that has one I gotcha left ?  

[D]

Ha that's great.

[Don Armstrong]

Now that is a good one, great story. Don

[dhermon85]

[legends1]

That's great!

[pukwana]

Now thats some funny stuff right there!

[daveycrockett]

   

[VictoryHunter]

[Caughtandhobble]

Funny, funny, funny stuff!!!

[woodchucker]

Now THAT's funny right there!!!!!

Reminds me of a fellow TradGanger and friend here...

The un-named fellow, goes to a 3-D shoot & a couple Wheely guys are snickering over his selfbow...

Our friend says, I'll bet you $100, I can make a shot that you can't make... BUT, you have to make the shot EXACTLY the way I do!!! The wheely guy chuckles & says yer on!!!"

Our friend takes his selfbow, tosses it about 30 feet in the air... walks over & wacks it against a tree... Then walks up to about 20yds, sits down cross-legged and puts 1 in the bulleye. "Your turn".....

The wheely guy looks flabbergasted!!!!! "Well, I'm NOT throwing my bow!!!!!" he said

His compound buddy just smiled & said.....

"You better throw that bow... Or open your wallet!!!"

[Wudstix]

Good stories all.

[Richie]

Haha! Great read.

Bisch

[Fattony77]

Hilarious!

[LookMomNoSights]

PERFECT!!!!!

[Phillip Fields]

Funny

[JBridegroom22]

That's funny stuff right there!

[Frank V]

That is too funny!    
I'll bet it'd work just that way too!

[Irish Archer]

Graps,

Now that's FUNNY!

[Tony Sanders]

Ha Ha Ha, man this is some funny stuff, thanks for sharing. Ha Ha ha