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Offline iohkus

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2013, 09:08:00 PM »
Overdraw has nothing to do with banking.
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Offline iohkus

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2013, 09:12:00 PM »
Cant your bow ................... WHAT?
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Offline Bud B.

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2013, 09:14:00 PM »
Serving is not a portion of food.
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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2013, 09:17:00 PM »
Endless loop strings do have two ends.
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Offline SELFBOW19953

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2013, 09:23:00 PM »
Woodies, and aluminums, aren't always straight.
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Offline SELFBOW19953

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2013, 09:24:00 PM »
Nocking point isn't like a doorbell button.
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SELFBOW19953
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"Somehow, I feel that arrows made of wood are more in keeping with the spirit of old-time archery and require more of the archer himself than a more modern arrow."  Howard Hill from "Hunting The Hard Way"

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2013, 09:25:00 PM »
A blunt isn't something you smoke.
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"Somehow, I feel that arrows made of wood are more in keeping with the spirit of old-time archery and require more of the archer himself than a more modern arrow."  Howard Hill from "Hunting The Hard Way"

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2013, 09:26:00 PM »
A judo point isn't like a pressure point.
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"Somehow, I feel that arrows made of wood are more in keeping with the spirit of old-time archery and require more of the archer himself than a more modern arrow."  Howard Hill from "Hunting The Hard Way"

Offline threeunder

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2013, 09:33:00 PM »
When I tell someone I shoot three under and cock in....well....they just look at me with their mouth open.

Drop the string...no you don't have to pick it up.
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Offline John146

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2013, 09:53:00 PM »
This is hilarious!!!
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Offline iohkus

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2013, 10:25:00 PM »
Why do you shoot those poor defenseless stumps??! I hope you're proud of yourself!!
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Offline iohkus

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2013, 10:32:00 PM »
The bow's tiller .......... is that what you steer the arrow with?
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Offline Red Beastmaster

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2013, 11:06:00 PM »
A take down is not a wrestling move.

A tab is not a soft drink from the '70s.

A field point has nothing to do with a bird dog.

The rug rest is not where my beagle sleeps by the fireplace.

Elvis did not invent the hip quiver.

Burning a hole has nothing to do with the morning after eating at Chili's.
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Offline LimBender

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2013, 11:19:00 PM »
An "R/D" longbow is not in research and development.

"Cut to center" does not refer to butchery.

"Tillering" is not a gardening term.

"Backing" is not a financial term.

"Butts" do not reference a part of the human anatomy.

"Flu-Flu" is not a dance term.
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Offline beaunaro

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2013, 11:42:00 PM »
Daffynitions according to my Archery Dictionary:

"Split Finger"...a common archery injury.
"3 under"...where my arrows usually land
 (measured in inches)
"Barred Feathers"...those not legal in all states.
"Front of Center"...a good theater seat.
"3D"...really small shoe size.
"String Nock"...an early sign of bow engine failure.
"Reinforced Tips"...when the guide or waitress is serious about gratuity.
"Fast Flight"...useful when you need to get to your hunt spot quickly.
"Draw Length"...the maximum span of time allowed when selecting extra cards in a poker game.
"Side Plate"...used when really extra hungry.
"Cast"...occasionally necessary on shoulders due to excessive archery shooting.
"Target Tip"...a shopping aid for a Minneapolis based chain store.
"Plucking"...required work prior to Wild Turkey dinner.
"Creeping"...anticipation at the Red Traffic Signal.
"Elevation"...your pulse rate increase when the game shows itself.
"Windage"...breeze born on date.
"Release"...the long awaited delivery date for your new bow. (Sometimes as much as 12 months)

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2013, 12:07:00 AM »
Well you guys did it , I got tears in my eyes from laughing . Thanks for the funnie things .
I have to add that I thought a target butt was on the back side of my sister when I had a rubber band .  :wavey:    :thumbsup:    :campfire:
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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2013, 12:10:00 AM »
We never ever shoot blanks, we have dry fires.
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Offline TRAP

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2013, 12:19:00 AM »
:biglaugh:
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Offline Knotter

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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2013, 01:16:00 AM »
no the #55 on my bow does not mean I have 54 other bows... I wish.

"your porpossing because your shaft is hitting the rug too hard... um ... you're nocking too low... um er. "   A lady said this to me when I was tuning at the range... she became a dead ringer for a tomato when I started grinning at her.

what I mean by 'hand shock' is... oh nevermind!
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Re: Archery terms misunderstood
« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2013, 07:34:00 AM »
Target Panic ... isn't when a deer looks up at you with recognition in his eyes!
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