Archery terms misunderstood

[Bowwild]

Flethching Jig.... Not something a Brave would do with a feather in each hand.

A compound riser Modified to accept  ILF  limbs, it's not considered a  MILF.

[dirtguy]

Flemish twist is not a dance done by Europeans.

[Pat B]

A "parting shot" is not what William Tell's arrow did to the hair of the apple holder.
"Rule of thumb" is not used to measure fingers.

[Mojostick]

Telling another man that he needs to stiffen up his spine is fightin' words in some parts.

[Lin Rhea]

Archer's Parallax is not your Grandma's digestive aid.

[Bladepeek]

When I hear of someone "healing" a longbow, I picture a really dramatic cure of a sick bow.

[creekwood]

A "static tip" is not telling someone that they are about to receive a small electrical shock.

[threeunder]

This longbow measures 70" tip to tip.

And this longbow measures 56" tip to tip.  Isn't that a shortbow?


My 7 yr old son:  How do you know where to aim?
Me:  I don't aim.  I shoot instinctive.  I just look where I want the arrow to hit.
Son:  You sure look at the wrong place a lot!

[blueslfb]

"Cresting"-has nothing to do with a river at flood stage.
"Straight profile"- is not a profile option for a dating site.
"D shaped"-NOT a way to describe female anatomy.

[NO SIGHTS]

"bare shafting" does not result in STD's

[shankspony]

I don't pick up a pencil when I draw my bow.

[Plumber]

If your a male archer, its always good to have a
tip protector

[Red Beastmaster]

Glove hand is not Michael Jackson's trademark.

Cat whiskers, no cat was harmed in the making of this pun.

Snort wheeze is not the sound heard in the back room at Studio 54.

[Pine]

This Trad Gang member walked out of an archery shop with out buying anything ...... NO really it could happen .    
Thanks again for the fun .

[achigan]

Originally posted by McDave:
A cock feather doesn't necessarily mean....oh well, probably best to skip this one.

That's why I stayed clear of broadhead...