Really guys?
Grab a cheap Mora knife. They usually come very sharp at under $15. With a flat stone, and minimal knowledge, you can use it your whole life. I used my Mora 546G for 3 seasons, went through 4 deer, sharpened it once (took about a minute on my patio railing with a DMT red diamond), and it's still shaving sharp (bevel knives are great that way). Still carrying that knife. I have a new companion (another Mora knife, military contract), it'll probably serve until I die. Total cost, under $25, performance worth about a million bucks. There are red and orange handled versions too. Carbon steel 511s are less than $10, and will last a lifetime if cared for. Very popular with the bushcraft crowd.