Come on Jim, tell your story.
Jim Dussias has named it "The Tale of Two Toms".
I'm sure all your fans are waiting.
Before you get started, we want to thank you for your repeat visit to South Florida. I truly enjoyed being a part of your Osceola hunt.
And don't forget...when you reach your final dieting goal....you must give me credit for all the sweat I made you deposit while sitting in the all black, ice fishing/turkey blind.
Although roomy, it must have been a bit like a sauna.
I know your hunt could have had a happier ending, but at least we didn't get attacked by a broom toting, turkey taming, anti-hunting, neighboring grandmother. (Don't leave this part out.)
I think I am in line to take that beating for you in the future, and I am not looking forward to it.