Not trying to be a jerk, but based on your original post you shouldn't be surprised about the death trap comments..."nailing a few boards in a tree" and all that. That post, followed by your second where you give your carpentry experience is like a guy talking about "wanting to drive fast" then mentioning "oh, by the way, I've been driving race cars for 20 years".
Keep in mind that most people ARE NOT master carpenters and giving them the idea to go nail some boards up in a tree for a stand might not be the best idea.... just sayin'....
R